Hint: Not Michael Jordan …

Kobe Bryant. 

It was Kobe Bryant.

Here's 10 links to other stories about it, because honestly, we have happy hour to get to:

Kobe Went Full Kobe in His Last NBA Game

Kobe Bryant Breaks Scoring Record In His Final NBA Game

Kendrick Lamar Says Goodbye to Kobe Bryant in Inspirational Tribute Video

Kobe Bryant's Retirement Tour Fittingly Ends As A Footnote

Hail Kobe: Rousing Tributes and Rad Ads Capture Retiring NBA Star's Colorful Career

Kobe Bryant celebrated his retirement by going directly back to work the next morning

Kobe Bryant Is Retired and Still Showed Up at Work Earlier Than You Did This Morning

Lakers Present Kobe Bryant with Retirement Ring Ahead of Final Game

Kobe Bryant retires a winner with 60-point haul for LA Lakers

Scottie Pippen: Kobe second only to Jordan in past few decades

cover photo: Geoff Burke, USA TODAY Sports