Last Sunday at the Lions/ Vikings game in Detroit, it appears there was more action happening off the field than on it.

Last Sunday at the Lions/ Vikings game in Detroit, it appears there was more action happening off the field than on it … 

Whoa! We thought you guys were supposed to be tossing balls, not salads!

The candid photo was taken at a tailgate by a Lion's fan outside a bar near Ford Field. Of course it's customary to let the artist title his work, but we'd like to suggest "Touchdown at the Rear End-Zone." High five.

As you can imagine, the situation lent itself swimmingly to endless jokes and one-liners. You bet your bare tailgating ass we made you a list of the best of them.

And here I thought Browns fans were from Cleveland…

This is absolutely disgusting. How could you even THINK about driving a Honda in Detroit…

I always hear about how football players are modern-day gladiators, but shouldn't it be the Lions themselves who eat buttholes?

I'm not sure why this is news, Samer. Bengals fans eat butthole all the time, and even consider it their city's signature dish.

Jesus, when I heard it was "a little chilly for lips and assholes" I thought they were talking about Detroit's famous Coney dogs!

OK, but is it a sandwich?

Who the hell serves a tossed salad at a tailgate party?

Looks like Detroit still has a crack problem.

Because why wait "till after the lions play to have a bad taste in your mouth?