Experts reside in every field …

Experts reside in every field …

1. What is the official alcohol of The USA?
A. “8 shots of Fireball for my friends”
B.  Bald Eagle-ritas
C. Bourbon
D. Craft Beer
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2. Bartenders use metal scoops to spoon ice because:
A. It’s more hygienic
B. They’re living the thug life
C.Every single one of them is allergic to wood
D. Glass can shatter and get lost in the ice
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3. True or False: Doctors could prescribe whiskey to patients during prohibition.
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4. One of these doesn’t belong in a standard Long Island Iced Tea:
A. Vodka
B. Triple Sec
C. Ginger Beer
D. Gin
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5. To be “86’d” means you’ve been
A. Eye-fucked by the bartender
B. Kicked out / banned from the bar
C. Summoned by El Chapo to do his bidding
D. Given VIP status
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6. Pabst Beer turned into Pabst Blue Ribbon after it:
A. Won the Chicago World’s Fair in 1893
B. Merged with Anheuser-Busch InBev
C. Just couldn’t. even. anymore
D. Was sued for copyright violations
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7. True or False: The Guinness we drink in America is brewed in Canada.
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8. The fear of drinking alcohol is called:
A. Lou Gehrig’s disease
B. Ethylophobia
C. Potophobia
D. Clarksgriswold
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9. What does (C) stand for on the soda gun?
A. Contaminated
B. Citrus
C. Chloroform
D. Cola
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Answers:

1. C, 2. D, 3. True, 4. C, 5. B, 6. A, 7. True, 8. C, 9. D

1-3 correct: You're either too smart for your own good or too drunk to read this thing clearly. Either way you need help.

4-6 correct: Moderate drinker — we can dig that. You driving?

7-9 correct: You beautiful, spirit animal you.