Experts reside in every field …

Experts reside in every field …

1. What is the official alcohol of The USA?
A. “8 shots of Fireball for my friends”
B.  Bald Eagle-ritas
C. Bourbon
D. Craft Beer

2. Bartenders use metal scoops to spoon ice because:
A. It’s more hygienic
B. They’re living the thug life
C.Every single one of them is allergic to wood
D. Glass can shatter and get lost in the ice

3. True or False: Doctors could prescribe whiskey to patients during prohibition.

4. One of these doesn’t belong in a standard Long Island Iced Tea:
A. Vodka
B. Triple Sec
C. Ginger Beer
D. Gin

5. To be “86’d” means you’ve been
A. Eye-fucked by the bartender
B. Kicked out / banned from the bar
C. Summoned by El Chapo to do his bidding
D. Given VIP status

6. Pabst Beer turned into Pabst Blue Ribbon after it:
A. Won the Chicago World’s Fair in 1893
B. Merged with Anheuser-Busch InBev
C. Just couldn’t. even. anymore
D. Was sued for copyright violations

7. True or False: The Guinness we drink in America is brewed in Canada.

8. The fear of drinking alcohol is called:
A. Lou Gehrig’s disease
B. Ethylophobia
C. Potophobia
D. Clarksgriswold

9. What does (C) stand for on the soda gun?
A. Contaminated
B. Citrus
C. Chloroform
D. Cola


1. C, 2. D, 3. True, 4. C, 5. B, 6. A, 7. True, 8. C, 9. D

1-3 correct: You're either too smart for your own good or too drunk to read this thing clearly. Either way you need help.

4-6 correct: Moderate drinker — we can dig that. You driving?

7-9 correct: You beautiful, spirit animal you.