We polled ours to find out …

We polled ours to find out …

Questions:

1. “Artificial amateurs, aren't at all amazing“ starts what song?
A. “Learn w/ Me” – DJ Elmo
B. “Rap God” – Eminem
C. “Alphabet Aerobics” – Blackalicious
D. “Freestyle 4” – Kanye West
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2. It is illegal for liquor stores to sell:
A. Food and grocery items
B. Mixers
C. Beer
D. Tobacco products
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3. How is your social security number chosen?
A. State – County – Hospital
B. At random
C. Area Number – Group Number – Serial Number
D. White balls inside of an air-locked chamber
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4. True/False: There are normally six colors of M&M’s in each bag.
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5. We like our coffee here to be:
A. Non-alcoholic
B. Cold, sweet and weak
C. Spilled all over the lid
D. Hot, delicious and without any lip
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6. True/False: Prince was taller than Tom Cruise.
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7. O.J. Simpson, the murderer, was once a:
A. Uber driver
B. Football player
C. Trap DJ
D. Host on Nickelodeon
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8. Rocko, on Rocko’s Modern Life, was:
A. Slightly sketchy, highly questionable
B. A Wallaby
C. Married with children
D. A Kangaroo
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9: Who will be replacing Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill?
A. Maya Angelou
B. Tim, the weird barista up the street
C. Harriet Tubman
D. The face of a bald eagle

Score:

1-3 Correct: Hmm. Maybe you'll find a more comfortable position at one of our competitors' offices?
4-6 Correct: You're just … not qualified for the position at the moment ..
7-9 Correct: There you go! We need our interns to know their '90s cartoon trivia and our coffee. Apply immediately!

Answers:

1. C, 2. A, 3. C, 4. True, 5. D, 6. False, 7. B, 8. B, 9. C