We polled ours to find out …

We polled ours to find out …


1. “Artificial amateurs, aren't at all amazing“ starts what song?
A. “Learn w/ Me” – DJ Elmo
B. “Rap God” – Eminem
C. “Alphabet Aerobics” – Blackalicious
D. “Freestyle 4” – Kanye West

2. It is illegal for liquor stores to sell:
A. Food and grocery items
B. Mixers
C. Beer
D. Tobacco products

3. How is your social security number chosen?
A. State – County – Hospital
B. At random
C. Area Number – Group Number – Serial Number
D. White balls inside of an air-locked chamber

4. True/False: There are normally six colors of M&M’s in each bag.

5. We like our coffee here to be:
A. Non-alcoholic
B. Cold, sweet and weak
C. Spilled all over the lid
D. Hot, delicious and without any lip

6. True/False: Prince was taller than Tom Cruise.

7. O.J. Simpson, the murderer, was once a:
A. Uber driver
B. Football player
C. Trap DJ
D. Host on Nickelodeon

8. Rocko, on Rocko’s Modern Life, was:
A. Slightly sketchy, highly questionable
B. A Wallaby
C. Married with children
D. A Kangaroo

9: Who will be replacing Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill?
A. Maya Angelou
B. Tim, the weird barista up the street
C. Harriet Tubman
D. The face of a bald eagle


1-3 Correct: Hmm. Maybe you'll find a more comfortable position at one of our competitors' offices?
4-6 Correct: You're just … not qualified for the position at the moment ..
7-9 Correct: There you go! We need our interns to know their '90s cartoon trivia and our coffee. Apply immediately!


1. C, 2. A, 3. C, 4. True, 5. D, 6. False, 7. B, 8. B, 9. C