Back to school, back to school, to prove to dad I’m not a fool …

Back to school, back to school, to prove to dad I’m not a fool …

1. Who is the father of psychoanalysis?
A. Karl Marx
B. Pluto
C. Sigmund Freud
D. Chris Christopherson
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2. You’re addicted to the Internet because brains love:
A. Dopamine
B. Pictures of your ex
C. Chaos
D. A challenge
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3. True/False: You make most of your decisions consciously.
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4. The test of human emotions that commonly uses ink blots is:
A. Driving test
B. The Rorschach test
C. Thematic Apperception Test
D. Which Game of Thrones character are you?
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5. True/False: You read faster when the line of text is longer.
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6. The fear of clowns is called:
A. Itophobia
B. Nofuckinwayobia
C. Bigtopophobia
D. Coulrophobia
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7. Spending money on ____ makes you a happier person overall.
A. Clothes
B. Charity
C. Kale
D. Experiences
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8. Posting ____ in restaurants makes people choose crappier options:
A. Passive-aggressive notes
B. Pictures
C. Calorie charts
D. Selfies
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9. We forget ____ percent of what we dream about:
A. 90
B. 69
C. 76
D. 10
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1-3 Correct: Who needs it, anyways?

4-6 Correct: ‘C’s get degrees!

7-9 Correct: You’ll never make a good politician.

Answers:

1. C, 2. A, 3. False, 4. B, 5. True, 6. D, 7. D, 8. C, 9. A