A community college chemistry teacher went all Walter White on the Northwest. Unfortunately for Oregonian tweakers, he's no Heisenberg.
A community college chemistry teacher went all Walter White on the Northwest. Unfortunately for Oregonian tweakers, he's no Heisenberg.
Yesterday Multnomah County Sheriffs Department arrested Alexander Rundine, a chemistry teacher at Mount Hood Community College, for manufacturing and selling meth. Sound familiar?
He was sitting on his porch when police approached and had $1,510 in cash on him as well as 16 grams of meth in his pants. Police searched his house and found more meth, which he admitted was his without any questioning, formulas for re-crystalizing methamphetamine scribbled on papers, measuring cups and scales. He was certainly not a cautious as Mr. White.
Frankly we're disappointed, where were the Heisenberg theatrics? Didn't he have time to make up a batch of fulminated mercury before the police showed up? And where the fuck was Jesse bitch? You needed him.
Oh, here he is. Police also arrested a suspected "runner", Morgan Clingings, who looks a whole hell of a lot like Skinny Pete if you ask us.
Morgan Clingings
If this has taught us anything, it's that if you're going to imitate a TV show with your life, make it one with a happy ending.
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