Usually, insane news stories either come from Florida or Walmart, but this story comes from a Florida Walmart. What we're trying to say is, brace yourself. A family of four in Tampa, Florida, including two children and a mother who was 9 months pregnant, became ill after eating a Walmart steak that was dosed with LSD.

Usually, insane news stories either come from Florida or Walmart, but this story comes from a Florida Walmart. What we're trying to say is, brace yourself.

A family of four in Tampa, Florida, including two children and a mother who was 9 months pregnant, became ill after eating a Walmart steak that was dosed with LSD.

Damn. We've heard of shroom pizza and weed everything, but never, in our wildest dreams, would we think anyone would dose steak, man's purest form of subsistence. Ron Swanson is going to be pissed.

The family began hallucinating shortly after dinner, and were rushed to the hospital. Doctors induced labor and the woman had a healthy baby boy. And although they all reported some crazy hallucinations, they were all released from the hospital in good condition.

The Hillsborough County Medical Examiner's Office reported that the meat had been contaminated with the hallucinogenic drug.

Police say the bottom round steak was purchased from a Wal-Mart in Tampa. The store has turned over all its meat to police for testing. Officials still have no idea how the LSD got into the meat. But, considering how stingy Walmart is about its profit margins, it may want to consider that there may actually be a market for selling foods laced with LSD. Like, to us for example.