Rooster’s annual online survey turned up more responses than ever, and we discovered  some questions are better left unasked.

 

 

LADIES

What best describes your sexuality?
Straight 75 %
Try anything once 14 %
Bi-sexual 9 %
Gay 7 %

What’s the oldest sexual partner you’ve ever had?
20-25       40 %
25-30       33 %
30-35       15 %
35-40         7 %
40+            5 %

When it comes to sex, you’d rather your partner be:
Very experienced 40 %
Knowledgeable 57 %
Innocent 3 %

When do you most enjoy sex?
Morning 21 %
Lunchtime 5 %
Happy-hour happy ending 3 %
Evening passion 35 %   
Late-night screw 26 %

How often do you masturbate?
Every day 9 %
Few times a week 38 %
Once a week 20 %
Once a month 33 %

Have you ever cheated on your partner?
Yes 36 %
No 64 %

How many times have you sent nude photos of yourself via cell phone?
1-3         53 %
4-6         16 %
7-10       12 %
Too many to count  19 %

What’s the quickest you’ve ever slept with a guy?
1-5 hours 57 %
Less than one day 19 %
Less than one week 13 %
Less than one month 11 %
The bible says to wait until marriage 0 %

What determines how soon you’ll sleep with a guy?
Trust 10 %
Companionship 10 %
Personality 53 %
Looks 25 %
Money 2 %

Which part of a guy is your favorite? 
Face/eyes 51 %
Back 19 %
Abs 24 %
Butt 10 %
Legs 1 %

How many sexual partners is it acceptable for someone to have had?
1-5         9 %
6-13     40 %
14-20     2 %
Don’t care as long as they’re good in bed 49 %

Are you OK with a partner being friends with an ex on Facebook?
Yes 91 %
No 9 %

Do you enjoy performing oral sex?
Yes 73 %
No 27 %

How many times have you performed oral sex in the last month?
1-5        55 %
6-10      25 %
11-15      9 %
16+       11 %

How many times a week do you think a healthy couple has sex?
Every day 20 %
Multiple times a week 75 %
Once a week 5 %
Once a month 0 %

 

Have you ever had sex with a co-worker?
Yes 44 %
No 56 %

What is your favorite perversion?
Watching porn 19 %
Hair-pulling 38 %
Role-playing 7 %
Videotaping 2 %
Biting 34 %

 

What’s your biggest bedroom turnoff?
Premature release 10 %
Dead in bed 33 %
Bad kisser 35 %
No foreplay 22 %

What’s your favorite sexual position?
Girl on top 24 %
Doggie style 42 %
Reverse cowgirl 8 %
Missionary 24 %
Standing 2 %

What would you like more of during sex?
Eye contact 7 %
Kissing 13 %
Be more adventurous 20 %
Roughness 35 %
Foreplay 25 %

How long should sex last?
3 minutes 0 %
10 minutes 9 %
20 minutes 15 %
30 minutes 20 %
1 hour 2 %
Until I’m finished 54 %

How many times do you think about sex during the day?
Never 0 %
Once or twice 54 %
More than five times 23 %
Way too much 23 %

How big is too big?
6 inches  3 %
7 inches 7 %
8 inches 19 %
9 inches 41 %
Bring it on 30 %

How do you groom down there?
Trim the hedges 13 %
Runway 7 %
Au natural 0 %
Shaved 60 %
Waxed 20 %

What would you be more interested in trying?
Girl-on-girl action 15 %
Watching porn 10 %
Threesome 20 %
Toys 55 %

GENTS 

What best describes your sexuality?
Straight 86 %
Bi 4 %
Gay 2 %
You’ll try anything once 8 %

When it comes to sex, you’d rather your partner be:
More experienced 18 %
Knowledgeable 55 %
Innocent 27 %

When do you most enjoy sex?
Morning 36 %
Lunchtime 10 %
Happy-hour happy ending 12 %
Evening passion 19 %
Late-night screw 23 %

Have you ever cheated on someone?
Yes 35 %
No 65 %

Have you ever had sex with a co-worker?
Yes 46 %
No 54 %

How often do you masturbate?
Couple times a day 10 %
Once a day 33 %
Couple times a week 33 %

How many partners are acceptable for someone to have had?
1-3        11 %
3-7        42 %
7-14     12 %
Doesn’t matter as long as they’re good in bed 35 %

How many different sexual partners have you had?
1-5       30 %
5-10    18 %
10-15  18 %
15-20  12 %
20+      22 %

How do you groom down there?
Trim the hedges 76 %
Au Natural 8 %
Shaved 10 %
Design 6 %

Are you OK with your partner being friends with an ex on Facebook?
Yes 88 %
No 12 %

How many times have you sent nude photos of yourself via cell phone?
Never 51 %
1-3 times 29 %
4-10 times 6 %
Too many to count 14 %

Do you enjoy performing oral sex?
Yes 75 %
No 25 %

How many times have you performed oral sex in the last month?
1-5 times        75 %
5-10 times     19 %
10-15 times     2 %
16+                    4 %

How good are you at oral sex?
Master 21 %
Good 44 %
Average 25 %
OK 4 %
I get the tap-out 6 %

What is your favorite sexual position?
Girl on top 28 %
Doggie style 34 %
Missionary 12 %
Standing 4 %
Doesn’t really matter 22 %

What’s your biggest bedroom turnoff?
Laying still during sex 40 %
Insecurities 26 %
Talking 8 %
Not returning the favor 15 %
Lack of adventure 21 %

How often do you fantasize about someone else during sex?
Never 32 %
Rarely 37 %
Sometimes 25 %
Most of the time 4 %
Always 2 %

Have you ever measured yourself?
Yes 84 %
No 16 %

How do you think the size of your penis compares to other guys?
Much bigger 6 %
Bigger 42 %
Average 46 %
Smaller 6 %
Much smaller 0 %

How would you rate yourself in the bedroom?
Average 39 %
Swordsman 49 %
Amateur 12 %

Which job do you prefer the most?
Hand job 9 %
Foot job 2 %
Blow job 65 %
Rim job 8 %
Real job 16 %

What’s the first thing you notice about a girl?
Face/eyes 42 %
Breasts 14 %
Legs 10 %
Ass 27 %
Hair 7 %

What is your favorite perversion?
Watching porn 23 %
Hair-pulling 27 %
Role-playing 8 %
Roughness 10 %
Biting 32 %

How long should sex last?
3 minutes 0 %
10 minutes 11 %
20 minutes 26 %
30 minutes 14 %
1 hour 4 %
Until she is finished 45 %

How many hours a week do you spend watching porn?
Less than an hour 58 %
1-3 hours 37 %
4-8 hours 4 %
I rarely have time to eat 1 %