Liquid courage: It’s a hell of a thing.

Last month at a Spotify-sponsored event during the South by Southwest music festival, an unknown man bombed-up on stage and attempted to attack the hip-hop duo El-P and Killer Mike of Run The Jewels. The act’s security — which is collectively bigger than a tanker truck — subsequently knocked the man off stage, kicked him down and made sure to nicely relay the message that type of behavior is not okay.

Posted videos of the event show the stumbling dumbass being taught a very valuable and very hard lesson. "Your mamma should be ashamed you were born," shouted Killer Mike to the attacker as he stumbled off. He then led the crowd in a chant of "fuckboy" before returning to the set. As El-P and Killer Mike are seemingly the most genuine people in hip-hop right now, the bizarre attempt effectively made everyone in the world collectively shake their damn heads.

Liquid courage: It’s a hell of a thing.


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