Have you laughed yet today? No? Well read this email conversation between neighbors, and your daily laugh quota will be met for the next millennia. 

Nameless blog babe Another Nobody Writing About Their Life posted what is quite possibly the funniest email conversation since Anthony Weiner's "Carlos Danger" email chains. Ha ha, we're joking guys. This is a million times better.

We don't know who this David Thorne guy is, but can someone please get him some sort of award?