There's a lot of things we'd rather be doing than anything Black Friday-related…here's a few of our more demonstrative ones just so you can get an idea of the lengths we'd go to avoid it.


Or help this person take back two really sneezy hours of their life:

Or wait for this guy to spill it about his big night:

Or rewatch Lost, which should really tell you something about how over Black Friday we are:

And lastly, we'd rather help you look for Lionel Richie than do Black Friday even though we know we'll never, ever find him.