You know what makes a 3-hour flight more fun? Sex. And we’re not talking about watching Game of Thrones on your iPhone; we’re talking about joining the Mile High Club. While consummating your love in an airplane bathroom is no easy task, these high-flying positions will ensure that you find the G-Spot while everyone else has to settle for G-Force.
You know what makes a 3-hour flight more fun? Sex. And we’re not talking about watching Game of Thrones on your iPhone; we’re talking about joining the Mile High Club. While consummating your love in an airplane bathroom is no easy task, these high-flying positions will ensure that you find the G-Spot while everyone else has to settle for G-Force.
Delta-Wing
After sneaking into the lavatory like a couple of jefes, face each other and have her rest one leg on the toilet, and get after it. If you rely on the door for support, it’s going to pop open and expose you to the entire flight while simultaneously promising you a life sentence, so avoid that fate by letting the movement of the plane do most of the work for you and lean towards the sink.
Full Upright Position
Have her go into the lavatory first, and bend over in brace position. Enter her from behind and use the sink as leverage for your mile-high escapade. Reach around and stimulate her clit so she gets off faster so the flight attendant doesn’t get suspicious or jealous. Check each other out in the mirror; hey, yeah, that's you getting laid at 36,000 feet! Eat shit, SkyMall.
Please Remain Seated
The captain may have called for smooth flying in the friendly skies, but behind that sliding lavatory door-thing, things are getting turbulent. Dudes, you go into the bathroom first and sit on the toilet. Close it first, pervert. Once your girl comes in all she needs to do is take a seat on what we’re sure you’d consider first class, and let the good times roll. She can face backwards or fore-wards, but make sure to secure your own oxygen mask before assisting her in case of a loss of cabin pressure.
Lift Off
Experts and curiously strong, possibly steroid-enhanced people only: For this one, you'll need the strength of a jet engine. Have your girl go into the bathroom first and once you squeeze in there, balance yourself, flex your shit, and lift that panty-less goddess up, pressing her against the wall. If she gets heavy, set her on the sink but be careful not to drop her. Hell hath no fury like a woman dropped into a flying toilet.
Go to Cincinnati
We're fully aware that "Go to Cincinnati" is the most un-arousing combination of words that could ever exist in the 1's and 0's of our web page, but here's the thing: there's a sex plane in Cincinnati. It's called Flamingo Air, and you pay it $425 to hurtle you up in the air in small plane outfitted with a pillows and blankets so you can join the Mile High Club without joining the inmate roster at a federal prison. Included in the package is champagne, chocolate, a "loveseat" and a “very discreet pilot." You even get to dictate the flight path and choose what you get to fly over. The whole things lasts an hour, but you don't get a discount in case you don't use the other 58 minutes.
*Disclaimer, these positions were based of a heterosexual intercourse. Adapt as necessary and have a good fucking time.
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