The future of politics is here …

If we’re going to vote this next election based primarily on a candidate’s honesty, then by god we’ve found our winner — Siri For President, 2016!

In a recent White House briefing featuring the president’s press secretary, Josh Earnest, the lovable twat from inside someone’s phone chimed in after a question was asked about the Iran nuclear deal. Probably the most surprising is how honest and straightforward of an answer it is, compared to most of the rhetoric we get from word-dancing politicians.

“Sorry. I’m not sure what you want me to change,” she chirps.

Exactly. That’s exactly what every politician should say from here on out. It’s the future of politics right here ladies and gentleman …