Size does matter, gentlemen. At least to one Taiwanese woman who filed for divorce from her husband for irreconcilable differences, aka he had a small penis. The similarly named couple, Zhang and Zhou, met five years ago through friends and were married for only ten days before Zhang noticed the little problem.
Up until that time, her husband, Zhou, refused to have premarital relations claiming religious beliefs prevented him from doing so. He should have kept it that way. Zhang didn't shy away from revealing to the media why she wanted the divorce.
"His penis is so small, like a kid's, only 5cm long (2 inches). We've never had sex in our entire marriage," said the disappointed wife. (Please withholding all Asian jokes)
As if publicizing that unfortunate natural shortcoming wasn't enough, Zhang began dumping salt on the wounds.
"He's also impotent and unable to fulfill his responsibility as a husband. We quarreled the whole night and I asked him to seek treatment."
By responsibilities as a husband, Zhang refers to the promise Zhou made to her that he would have sex with her at least three times a week.
Finally, Zhou spoke out about his wife's accusations claiming that his impotence was a matter of timing, not erectile dysfunction.
"I prefer to have sex in the morning but she wanted it around midnight, by then I would be very tired," he said.
While we're strong believers in both morning and midnight sex, we can see both sides of the argument. Still, a Taiwanese judge sided with the wife and approved the divorce, ending a marriage that lasted for only ten days.
There is more to marriage than simply having sex. But if there's one lesson to be learned from this story, it's not how you use it, it's that you're very good at cunnilingus.