Saturday morning hangovers look to have taken a new turn now that your pancakes can tell you exactly how you feel: like death. The scull and crossbones pirate pancake maker allows you to convey your message to the world that last night didn't work out well for your liver and now you need some piece a quiet while you indulge in the delicious cinammon pancakes. Shut down the engines and recharge the batteries, you deserve tequila monster. Inversely, if you want to tell your roommate how much you dislike them, whip up a batch of death pancakes for the ultimate "did I poison them or not?" surprise. Price tag: $93