For many of you, the selfie stick has been a necessary part of life for years, much like air or water or Roseanne reruns. But thanks to the ever-juicy popularity of butt celebrities like Madame Kardashian or Jen Setler, there's a new selfie product in town .. Meet the Belfie Stick, everyone. The Belfie Stick is here to help you take photos of your butt.
For many of you, the selfie stick has been a necessary part of life for years, much like air or water or Roseanne reruns. But thanks to the ever-juicy popularity of butt celebrities like Madame Kardashian or Jen Setler, there's a new selfie product in town .. Meet the Belfie Stick, everyone. The Belfie Stick is here to help you take photos of your butt.
You know, the ones you'll post to Instagram in a not-so-secretly desperate attempt at relevancy and compliment fishing? Yes those!
For years, taking a proper belfie has been a near-impossible task thanks to physiological limitations and unimaginable camera angles. But now that the Belfie Stick is here, all that is about to change.
This miracle of modern technology costs a mere $80, a price which is easily rationalizable if you tell yourself that accurate and thoughtful ass photography is a priceless one-way ticket to internet adoration.
It's uniquely bent so that all you have to do is get dat ass out of them jeans, bend over, point and shoot. Much like the process for anal, but less invasive.
The Belfie Stick site also features a gallery of belfies and testimonials like, "I never again have to take pics in the bathroom. I can't tell you how many times I've dropped my iPhone trying to take pics. I love it! Thank God they invented Belfie Stick!"
The future! Is! Now!
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