We … uh … well, we … hmmph. Jesus fairy christ, we have absolutely no idea what to say …

We … uh … well, we … hmmph. Jesus fairy christ, we have absolutely no idea how to even start this paragraph right now. It's like, we're completely fucking clueless how to word, this is fascinating …

The above clip, well, if you're down here reading before you clicked play, we suggest you move your happy ass back up there and just watch what the hell a "concerned" Alberta mother made to try and change the world. The problem is — well one of the many problems — is that her ideal vision of the world doesn't include everyone. If you're not what people automatically assume you to be based on gender standards, you're no good and don't deserve equality. At least that's what we got out of her sick rap, which includes classic bars such as:

If we can’t address male and female.
We’ve lost our purpose, in life we fail.
If our children lose their identity,
This will be sad for our future, you see.
My heart goes to the fatherless and abused,
And I guess that’s why we have some confused.
I am a concerned mother of three.
Keep male and female washrooms where our children can pee.

Holy hell, some people have lost their god damned minds …