If there's one person who probably should have popped a vein or thrown a heart attack by this point in their career, it's Lewis Black. There is not one thing in this world that he doesn't think is fucked and for that reason, we've dedicated him our personal therapist. Lucky for us, and anyone else who sees the world as a firey inferno of bullshit and deception, Mr. Black is on tour and sharing his musings. Rooster talked with the comedian all the important things – gravestones, Netflix and how to make it in Holllywood – in a little segment we call "The Final Word." 


Rooster: Last thing you enjoyed doing?

Lewis Black: Laughing really hard at whatever I was laughing really hard at.


Last person you told to "sit down and shut up"?

Someone in an audience in Fort Pierce, Florida.


Last show you watched on Netflix?

Babylon Berlin and The End of the F**king World.


When you die, what do you want on your gravestone?

Wait here, I'll be back in a minute.


When was the last time you said "Oh fuck, not again"?

When I turned on the news this morning.  I'm pretty sure.  I say that every morning now.


What's the first thing you do after finishing a standup routine?

Have a sip of wine and talk to John Bowman about the show and our live stream, The Rant is Due.


Who was the last person you texted and why?

I texted my friends to see if we were all meeting up for dinner.  


Last thing you told a paparazzi?

I'm never approached by papa or his razzi.


Favorite superhero movie ending?

Deadpool.  I don't really remember the ending I just liked the movie.


If you only had one dollar left, what would you use it for?

Play it on Black on a roulette table.


When do you think the end of the world (or end of humans) will actually be?

It won't end, we aren't that lucky.


Finally, what's your advice for people wanting to make it in Hollywood?

Ask someone else for advice on this, I never really made it in Hollywood.