Way to go, highly-paid athletes, now go do something stupid to celebrate!

Well, isn't this special …

This past September is the first month in more than 6 years that not one player from the NFL was arrested, says journalist Mike Rosenburg. Not for doping, not for hitting their child, not for any DUIs or dog fighting and certainly not for killing anyone! Way to go, highly-paid athletes of the most lucrative sports enterprise in the history of humans — you deserve a celebration. Now go out and do something stupid!