The super-specific restaurant trend never ceases to amaze us, but Cereal Killer's remarkable specificity and expansive selection makes us particularly horny for breakfast/ poor person dinner.

The super-specific restaurant trend never ceases to amaze us, but Cereal Killer's remarkable specificity and expansive selection makes us particularly horny for breakfast/ poor person dinner.

They have every kind of cereal that ever existed, yes, even the elusive Honey Nut Scooters you loved so much when you were an adult baby. They've also got a bunch of toppings that are really just crushed candy you can add to your sugar atom bomb, and like 20 different kinds of milk you can douse it in. Well, when you want diabetes, you know where to go.

Also, what would it be like to be a server there? Passionate, probably.

Oh, and twins run it. Makes sense, only a collective unconscious shared between two diabolical cerebral cortices could come up with something this hunger-boner inducing.