A heartwarming story of how boobs saved the lives of neglected pit bulls in Baltimore.

Turns out boobs are good for more than being generally awesome at everything all the time. In Maryland, they're saving dog's lives.

A Baltimore strip club is hosting it's fourth annual 'Pits for Tits' fundraiser in March to support the Baltimore Bully Crew, which helps neglected or abused pit bulls find responsible forever homes. Guests pay a $20 cover fee to get in, 75% of which goes to the Bully Crew. The rest goes toward seeing some good ol' fashioned floppers. Each year, the event rakes in enough cash to keep the Bully Crew up and running. Woop woop, motherfuckers.

There's even a part of the event called "Lapdances for 2nd Chances," where lapdances are auctioned off for cold, hard, dog-saving cash. The strip club will also pedal t-shirts and other Bully Crew merch to rake in more cash for the dogs, because every dollar spent at the event gets them a little closer to their goal of opening a pitbull sanctuary where dogs deemed unadoptable can live out the rest of their natural lives. Thanks, boobs!

The event attracts more and more visitors every year, but despite it's growing popularity, it's been attacked by none other than some women from a local cat shelter, who find the event to be degrading. Well listen here, cat shelter ladies, the strippers were already stripping before they got involved with Tits for Pits, so what does it matter if their glittery boobs are saving pitbull lives? Exactly.

Just, you know, further proof that boobs should be president.

Check out this super well-made promo video for the event: