Not all of us have charming boyfriends and girlfriends who are showering us in roses and chocolates and emotionally-fueled sex today. Some of us have to rely on porn star tweets to feel a tingle in our dingles (we'll never say that again, we promise.) That's why we've compiled a list of the funniest tweets from porn stars we could find, so you can have a brief, laughing respite in your busy crying schedule today. Because we love you.

Not all of us have charming boyfriends and girlfriends who are showering us in roses and chocolates and emotionally-fueled sex today. Some of us have to rely on porn star tweets to feel a tingle in our dingles (we'll never say that again, we promise.) That's why we've compiled a list of the funniest tweets from porn stars we could find, so you can have a brief, laughing respite in your busy crying schedule today. Because we love you.