Uber to you: "Get high and let us be your weed chariot." The car service has just announced a partnership with Weedmaps and Denver dispensary The Clinic to prevent stoners from driving high, and it's actually a pretty good idea.

Uber to you: "Get high and let us be your weed chariot." The car service has just announced a partnership with Weedmaps and Denver dispensary The Clinic to prevent stoners from driving high, and it's actually a pretty good idea.

Each time a stoner orders an Uber using the promo code "clinicms," the company will give $5 to multiple sclerosis research. So really, this just means you should be getting high more often … and steering clear of your 1995 Chevrolet Astro. And, as you've noticed, we've just released the promo code to everyone on the internet, regardless if they're torching a penis bong or not, so all you non-stoners/ muggles are more than welcome to use it for charitable purposes too.

Uber, being the sexy, young tech start-up that they are, has been open to some pretty unorthodox marketing ploys in this past, but this promotion is probably the most fun for you. It's a win-win for everyone involved, and by merely being a stoner who makes the intelligent decision to not spend the rest of their life in jail on a DUI charge, you're raising money for a good cause.

But real talk, you guys. Stoned driving is a really weird gray area in its current incarnation. The legal driving limit in Colorado is five nanograms, but because weed potencies and people's metabolism and tolerances are so varied, and there's not a lot of reliable at-home testing kits for marijuana, it can be really difficult to know when you are legally too stoned to drag race. Here to demonstrate that, is a stoned-driving experiment Seattle's KiroTV put on.

So, whether you think you're stoned or not, you should probably just take an Uber, help a charity, and not kill everyone in the process. Great job!