Playing "Sweet Child O' Mine" would probably be too cliché, huh?
Are you preggers? And do you ever feel like your baby is totally bored while it's hanging out in your gut? Well, your problem is finally solved, thanks to the good people at Babypod.
Now, you can cram this noise-making ping-pong ball into your lady flower so your unborn child can jam out to all your favorite tracks. It'll make a perfect baby shower gift for someone you don't really like.
Why the hell would anyone buy this? Apparently, in a desparate attempt to get your child talking earlier — or something.
The company's website states: “Babies learn to speak in response to sound stimuli, especially melodic sound. Babypod is a device that stimulates before birth through music. With Babypod, babies learn to vocalise from the womb."
Maybe you've seen women with special headphones that wrap around their stomachs so they can blast tunes directly at their babies. But these speakers are stupid, says Babypod, claiming that babies hearing external noise clearly is “solely possible via the vagina”, because the abdominal wall muffles sounds. They even have a diagram, so it must be legit.
This insertable bad idea was launched by what the company described as the “first concert for fetuses ever held in the world” performed by Eurovision singer Soraya Arnelas. Get yours soon before they sell out!