After years of searching high and low, North and South and up and down, we've finally done it.
We've found the stupidest fucking people in the world. No — the solar system. The galaxy. The universe. The whole of space and time.
These people are in Mexico.
They are Americans on spring break.
To reiterate: Americans, who have traveled across the border to vacation in Mexico, are chanting like dick-lemurs to build a wall that would make it harder for them to do that.
… Do you see the irony there?
You do. Because you're smart. Because you're like the Mexican media, who recently called them out for committing “acts of xenophobia and discrimination against Mexicans within their own country." Because perhaps you can grasp the extreme stupidity of chanting for a wall that would block off a border you just crossed so you could get corn rows and a third-degree sunburn on your barbed wire arm band tattoo.
According to an editorial in the Yucatan Times, "several Mexican tourists on board the ship expressed their annoyance,” at the inane chanting, but the Americans “did not stop at all and continued singing the racist hymn.”
The editorial concludes that this “situation is far from being an isolated incident, and it adds to the growing number of complaints from tourism sector workers, who point out that in recent days many Spring Breakers have been offensive, rude and haughty towards Mexican people.”
Of course, this Trump-facilitated idiocy isn't isolated to Mexico. Hate crimes by white Americans against anyone with melanin or the slightest non-Aryan ancestry have risen steadily since his election, an obvious sign that his platform of bigotry has emboldened the idiots of our country to act out in his honor.
That's pretty terrifying, and "Sad!" as Trump would put it. Our country is supposed to stand for freedom and acceptance, yet we've somehow managed to normalize assholic close-mindedness to such an extent that actual, real-live people with an inconceivable lack of brain cells feel comfortable spouting ignorant hate-chants that target the people whose country they're currently in.
Perhaps next spring break, these people will travel to Africa and tell the black people there to "Go back to Africa" …
In the meantime, here's a beautiful little short film about what it would actually look like to "build that wall." Send it to the idiot in your life, and for the love of Christmas, please be kind to the people whose country you're getting double penetrated on camera for Girls Gone Wild in.