Craigslist gold! Cougars who are over 25 and can operate a microwave are welcome to feast upon a house full of seniors who can't cook.

These gracious UVM seniors have some refreshingly non-picky standards for their potential 'house MILF'…

That's right, ladies. You can have your pick of man-boys and all you gotta do is call Domino's every once and a while. Oh, and be over 25. That's it. You will be compensated in cock.

What MILF wouldn't want to microwave a few Hungry Man pot roasts in exchange for some 'fit 20 somethings'? Mmm.