Virgin Australia just gained a few more loyal customers because of this "mishap" …

Virgin Australia is our new favorite airline. Even if it was an accident, telling Kanye West to "eat a dick" in a recent tweet is everything. The company has since denied any direct involvement (obviously), and blames the mishap on a hacker. But honestly, we don't care if it is the work of an underground handyman or a fed-up employee of theirs. It's still fucking hilarious.

"A recent tweet on our account was not published by a Virgin Australia employee and we are investigating the matter. We apologise for any offence caused," writes the company in a few tweets.

It may go unnoticed at times, but we do our best to try and avoid the simplistic bullshit that generally clogs the online media sphere in relation to celebrity gossip. For one, it's completely manufactured to illicit the highest visibility ranking, and is often just a ploy to gain clicks for an outlet or to sell more things to make rich people richer. Two, it's fucking tiresome. Three, it's reckless — popular personalities should be using their collective pull for something more constructive.

Likewise, fuck Kanye West for ruining the last few weeks for everyone because he wants to push his new album. This whole "going insane" thing is truly an act of despair, scraping the last remains of nacho cheese at the bottom of the platter. Does anyone really believe that he's going to beef with Wiz Khalifa and go on multiple Twitter rants "just because" — when it's so close to an album release? Give the collective world a break. Luckily, what the Internet is chiseling away at, is that the people are choosing not to be pawns for the elite anymore. Again, fuck these ego-driven maniacs. Eat all the dicks.

So, in complete agreeance with Virgin Australia (a company that just gained a few more loyal customers here in the office), eat a dick Kanye. Go away …