Spent all your hard-earned cash on rent and can't make the journey to Chicago this weekend? It's streaming, you'll be fine …
If you’re one of the many millions of festie-loving music connoisseurs here in the world that either has no desire to make the pilgrimage to Chicago for this year’s Lollapalooza festival, or wouldn’t dare spend the kind of expendable income required for just one weekend — we’ve got a found online treat lined up to waste away this beautiful weather. Stay in and live stream the event from the comfort of your shitty apartment!
Like they did with Bonnaroo, the A.V. Club will stream the annual event this weekend — which means you’ve got to do very little with your life to be able to enjoy full sets from bands like alt-J, NERO, Dillon Francis, Chet Faker, The Chainsmokers and local rockers In The Whale.
And if you’re a liar and want to make it seem like your fabricated online persona is, in fact, at the show — just take a few selfies in front of the television and post every so often about how “super dope” Chicago is and how much “Father John Misty is killing it right now” to make the most of the biggest encyclopedia of lies ever manifested by humans — the Internet.