"Sleaziest punk band in the world" Get Shot! sends bass player to masturbate on the front lawn of the Westboro Baptist Church while unknowingly exacting revenge on them for us for fucking with Boulder during the flood. Payback time, bitches.
Fuck. Yes. Revenge has been exacted.
Get Shot! is a California punk band who bills themselves as "the sleaziest punk band in the world," claims to be the first people to ever put start a porn site, and occassionally, you know, sends their bass player to masturbate on Westboro Baptist Church property. They were on their way to a show in Denver (hi, Denver!) when they decided to take a masturbation break in Topeka, Kansas.
Here's the footage! NSFW x 100000000.
After the video was uploaded onto their porn site, a horny and unsuspecting WBC clan member caught wind of the footage…then watched it…then watched like 10 other things on the site. "Someone from your church's IP address spent 41 minutes looking at our website," masturbating bass babe Laura Lush said on Twitter. "That's longer than the video on your lawn!!!"
"The Phelps family and Westboro Baptist Church are ridiculous and do nothing except spread hate and cause controversy," Laura Lush said in a press release. "As a bisexual woman and the bass player of a ridiculous punk band, I wanted to spread my legs and cause controversy."
The Westboro Baptist Church had this to say back. "………………………………………………" As in, nothing. They were a little speechless.
That's what you get when you're the WBC: payback for this.
Thanks, Get Shot!