We can't imagine what kind of divine interference lead to the mysterious appearance of this red penis on the hood of a Bugatti, but it's kind of like weener stigmata. God, if that was you, you're so silly! Alternatively, if it was a mere mortal, thank you. Thank you for your blessed talents and for reminding us that Bugattis are for driving closed courses in Montenegro, not for driving to Rite Aid to pick up some lube and toothpaste.

We can't imagine what kind of divine interference lead to the mysterious appearance of this red penis on the hood of a Bugatti, but it's kind of like weener stigmata. God, if that was you, you're so silly! Alternatively, if it was a mere mortal, thank you. Thank you for your blessed talents and for reminding us that Bugattis are for driving closed courses in Montenegro, not for driving to Rite Aid to pick up some lube and toothpaste.

And, being that there are less than five hundred of these $1.5 million luxury cars in the world, the crude-yet-juicy genital emblem makes it even rarer. You're welcome, rich Bugatti owner!

Who do you guys think did it? Bansky? Alien crop circle artists? This guy?

The identity of the owner isn't known, either, which is understandable, but we're really hoping it's the guy who invented Google Glass.

It must have been a long, vaguely arousing ride home for car's owner. Still, it wasn't the worst thing that's ever happened to a Bugatti owner. Allow the following person to demonstrate: