… and then she was prevented from flying because she was too drunk. We've found our new spirit animal!

A woman downed an entire bottle of cognac after being told she couldn't carry it in her luggage aboard a flight, only to be removed from the plane because she was too white girl wasted to fly around in the air.

The now-infamous woman from Beijing — and our own personal spirit animal — allegedly downed a full bottle of $200 cognac, Remy Martin XO Excellence to be exact, at security control after she was informed the liquid contents exceeded carry-on guidelines. Opposed to just tossing the cognac, and wasting the sweet, sweet nectar, the woman up and drank the whole damn thing right then and there.

The 700ml bottle is the equivalent of 15 standard shots, so it didn’t take long for her to flex those beer muscles. Once she polished off the bottle and had taken on her supreme form, she began to shout incoherently, then suddenly fell over and started rolling around the floor continuing to shout, according to the BBC. Well, what else are you supposed to do when you fall down drunk after inhaling an entire liquor store into your innards? Knit a sweater?

The woman was deemed too drunk to fly by staff at Beijing international airport soon afterward.

"She was so drunk… she couldn't even stand up herself," an officer told the South China Morning Post. "We took her to a room in a wheelchair so she could rest." She was hauled off like a prom date to the airport lounge in a wheelchair and the on-site medical staff were called to assist her.

The woman eventually snapped out of her cognac coma seven hours later and allegedly thanked the police for assisting her.

Doubt it.