Nothing else but this Miley parody matters right now.

We promised ourselves we would never post another Miley Cyrus "Wrecking Ball" parody. "Never again," we said to ourselves in the mirror, staring deep into our own eyes as we silently cleared our Miley Cyrus-studded search history on Firefox.

Well that was then, and this is now. Screw promises. This video is everything. Behold: