We're not sure why we need whisky flavored with glitter and sadness, but we're going to drink it anyway. 

Have you ever dreamt of chugging hard alcohol that's been poured over a sex worker? Thanks to Whisky By X, your dream just came true. 

Their NSFW website features two of our favorite things — boobs 'n' booze — that ultimately results in a product worse than either of those things by themselves: titty-flavored liquor. Our first thought of "they can't be sellling porn star juice?" was prudish and incorrect. Of course they are. 

The real clincher is the "Body Blending" that each bottle undergoes:

Not only will the quality of our whisky make your heart beat faster, the thought of the same whisky touching the body of the woman of your dreams will leave you speechless.

That just can't be sanitary. And cropped out of the bottom of the photo, presumably, is the tarp laid on the ground to collect the hooch and pour it back into the bottle?

The video is right here, but it really raises more questions than it answers …