Instagram seduction is a dangerous game, but some people know the cheat codes … 

After a lot of research, we've found there's only one way to a woman's heart: relentless, disgusting comments on their Instagram photos. And if you're a woman and think it's a terrible idea, then why do so many men do it all the time? Pretty inescapable logic. 

Thankfully, a new account Comment Casanovas has streamlined the process, compiling all the most skin-crawlingly offensive comments that men have written on lovely ladies' walls. 

Time to get inspired. Just like these men, it's time for you to bag the woman of your dreams!

Just genius. Get ready for a lot of attention, dudes.