The impulse towards needless smoking accessories has just hit literally the highest note possible thanks to this psycho-nightmare bong mask thing, which ironically has name that’s weirder than the thing itself: “The Mask of Moldauthein.”

The impulse towards needless smoking accessories has just hit literally the highest note possible thanks to this psycho-nightmare bong mask thing, which ironically has name that’s weirder than the thing itself: “The Mask of Moldauthein.”

Wait … Did you guys forget that you can just roll up a joint and smoke it to get high? If you have a pipe, you pretty much just put in in there and light it on fire. You don’t have to buy a bong mask, or anything. We mean shit, do you have an apple laying around?

And what the fuck is a "Moldauthein?" Game of Thrones character? Synthetic compound developed in Swiss lab? Your guess is as good as ours. But whatever it is … it's definitely the weirdest thing you could ever smoke out of.

Here’s a video in case you weren’t already having enough Ebola or ISIS nightmares.

The device, created by glassblower Etai Rahmil, was created for smoking dabs. Apparently the blow torch and metallic bong contraption you need to dab was insufficiently strange for him. Oh, and it’s only $6,500!

But while that pretty penny might set you back a few decades of debt, the experience of losing your mind after seeing that thing while high on dabs is priceless … if you don’t count the years of psychotherapy.