You need this in your life right now …

The world is one giant stress bucket full of suck. Everyone knows this. That's why we need to sit back and enjoy our time on this space rock as much as we can, respect the little things, chill out. 

If you need a quick release, we've got the answer for you. We're not going to tell you what it is, but just trust us — you need this in your life right now.

Here's what you do:

  • Dial (719) 266-2837
  • Make a selection between 1-4
  • If you can't decide, pick one and then call back to make another selection
  • Smile

Here's a hint: