A panda in China has been nicknamed 'The Enduring Brother' – for his record-breaking lovemaking session. We guess this is world news now …

A panda in China has been nicknamed 'The Enduring Brother' – for his record-breaking lovemaking session. Apparently, in the history of pandas, no panda has ever exhibited such much impressive ejaculatory control. He was like a goddamn tantric sex deity or something. Hit us up, panda.

The panda, Lu Lu and his willing partner Zhen Zhen mated for an impressive seven minutes and 45 seconds, setting a new record for the year at the Sichuan Giant Panda Research Centre. And with a marathon sex fest like that, the pandas blow the average American man out of the water; the high end of average male endurance in this country is just over seven minutes.

You know all this is because they make pandas watch porn to inspire them to mate, right? You should probably do the same last night because you're incessant moaning only kept us up for about two minutes.

Video here if you feel if you're into voyeurism.

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A panda in China has been nicknamed 'The Enduring Brother' – for his record-breaking lovemaking session. We guess this is world news now …

Apparently, in the history of pandas, no panda has ever exhibited such much impressive ejaculatory control. He was like a goddamn tantric sex deity or something. Hit us up, panda.

The panda, Lu Lu and his willing partner Zhen Zhen mated for an impressive seven minutes and 45 seconds, setting a new record for the year at the Sichuan Giant Panda Research Centre. And with a marathon sex fest like that, the pandas blow the average American man out of the water; the high end of average male endurance in this country is just over seven minutes.

You know all this is because they make pandas watch porn to inspire them to mate, right? You should probably do the same last night because you're incessant moaning only kept us up for about two minutes.

Video here if you're into voyeurism.