He's not one of us …

We all have that one cousin that still thinks birthdays are a hoax and has no reservations clouding everyone's status updates with the latest bucket of crazy. It's an annoying problem, but one that's pretty simple to rectitfy. It takes all but a few clicks to push it into the past.

But the founder of Facebook lives on a different planet than most of us normies do. Mark Zuckerberg currently has over 3 million followers on his personal Facebook page, one he's thoroughly active on — even though his comes with professional photographers and PR people in tow to manufacture the perfect post each time. It takes a team to keep it going. In fact, he employs dozens of people just to run his account, with around 12 of those in place solely to track down trolls and delete negative comments from his page.

In Bloomberg, a recently published article titled This Team Runs Mark Zuckerberg’s Facebook Page lays out all the specifics:

"Typically, a handful of Facebook employees manage communications just for him, helping write his posts and speeches, while an additional dozen or so delete harassing comments and spam on his page," claims the story.

Just think, if one day you become head of a multi-national, all-encompassing company worth more than $350 billion, you might be able to employ an army for your social media presence too.

A little girl can dream.