The true measure of political support is a willingness to let a screen-printed image of your candidate's face rest softly over your nipples, so let's see where you stand.
Incensed dinner arguments and 43 ranting Facebook posts a day can only go so far when it comes to demonstrating your choice of Presidential candidate.
Why not go the extra mile and wear your horrible decision on your body instead? After all, is the true measure of political support not a willingness to let a screen-printed image of your candidate's face rest softly over your nipples?
Well, with these political fashion statements, now you can.
Here are 12 Presidential outfits you could be spilling coffee on:
1. Bernie Crewnecks or, for $40 more, you can get the same pattern in a onesie [Purchase]
2. The Trump Snapchat crewneck [Purchase]
3. Trump socks so you can step in dog shit in style [Purchase]
4. This Hillary Clinton meets Game of Thrones sweatshirt [Purchase]
5. Start your morning off right … sorry, we mean left, with Hillary [Purchase]
6. This play on words: [Purchase]
7. It never was cool so… [Purchase]
8. Hmm, thanks but no thanks [Purchase]
9. … And out of hair gel [Purchase]
10. We be like… [Purchase]
11. Is this real? [Purchase]
12. "Thug Life" because any image can now be made into a t-shirt [Purchase]
12. Sweet dreams! [Purchase]
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