We've always wanted to try it, but we've been scared. Not anymore … 

The forbidden temple. The Hershey highway. Fifth base. Men everywhere have been enchanted by back-door action for centuries, but the looming specter of getting shit on always kept us at bay. 

And most of us have tried it anyway — and most of us didn't prepare correctly and were met with disaster. In fact, we just discussed heartbreaking sex failures the other day, and it wasn't pretty. 

Finally, someone made a very straightforward, fruit-based Internet video detailing how to make sweet, sweet butt love. 

And now we need to take the afternoon off. Don't call us.