Finally. Somebody that understands what it's like to live with a mountainous pile of steel wool-like pubic hair. Thanks, American Apparel!

Finally. Somebody that understands what it's like to live with a mountainous pile of steel wool-like pubic hair. Thanks, American Apparel!

The controversial retailer is outfitting its mannequins with some pretty aggressive looking pubes in an effort to "convey the rawness and realness of sexuality." Aimed at drumming up sales around Valentine's Day, the unshorn mannequins are already drawing quite a crowd. It appears that hordes of humans have been mesmerized by the siren song of the pubes, and lured into the store in zombie-like fashion to buy knee-high socks or whatever else they sell at American Apparel. Go pubes, go!

But this isn't the first time American Apparel has used pubes as a shock value marketing strategy. Remember that menstruating vagina with pubic hair t-shirt? Yeah.

Let's take a look at the pubic grass. Does it make you want to buy American Apparel? It kind of makes us want to Nair our entire bodies, but hey…