If your masturbation muse is on this list of the most fantasized about stars … head on over to Old Navy for the 20% off flip flop sale.

Apparently, May is International Masturbation Month. It's a solemn time; a time to reflect … but most importantly, it's a time to ask yourself the following question: "Do I masturbate like a basic bitch?"

Well, if you whack it to one of the celebrities on the list below, you sure do. According to a report from sex toy company We-Vibe, 19 percent of women and 33 percent of men fantasize about a famous person when they masturbate, a staggeringly high statistic that suggests celebrity fantasies are among the most basic of the sort. They're the khaki cargo shorts and polo shirt of sexual fantasies, if you will.

If celebrity fantasies had human names, they'd be Chad, Kyle, Brittany or Ashley. If they were a dog, they'd be a golden retriever.

But, which celebrities are the most popular recipients of your seed? We-Vibe polled over 1,000 people to find out with celebrities people thought of the most during masturbation, and the resulting list is a tour-de-force of sadly average auto-pleasure visuals.

Jennifer Lopez, Carrie Underwood, and Jennifer Lawrence topped the list of most masturbated-to female celebs (Jennifer=masturbate), and Channing Tatum, Ryan Gosling, and Adam Levine lead the males.

Here's the complete list … #2 will shock and amaze you.

  1.  Jennifer Lopez
  2.  Carrie Underwood
  3.  Jennifer Lawrence
  4.  Jessica Alba
  5. Channing Tatum
  6. Emma Watson
  7. Kim Kardashian
  8. Megan Fox
  9. Selena Gomez
  10. Taylor Swift
  11. Ryan Gosling
  12. Adam Levine
  13. Beyonce
  14. Janet Mason
  15. Jenna Haze
  16. Jennifer Aniston
  17. Jensen Ackles
  18. Johnny Depp
  19. Justin Timberlake
  20. Kate Upton

… Wait, who is Jensen Ackles? Anyone who masturbates to this Jensen Ackles character is free to call their masturbation habits counter-cultural because we don't know who the hell that is.

Also … six J-names in a row at the end of that list? It's time to stop being lemurs, and start being stallions!

Naturally, in addition to always envisioning the same celebrities during masturbation, We-Vibe reported that most people follow a particular masturbation routine … a routine that always works for them, every time.

Y-A-W-N. How's that view from the top of the bell curve?

Spice up your life, you guys. Try masturbating to someone unique, someone you can call your own. Like that kid's dad in Air Bud. Or influential 18th century poet Rabindranath Tagore. Or Aunt Jemima.

Get out there and expand your horizons, because we promise you; orgasming hard alone in your cold, damp room to beloved primatologist Jane Goodall will build the kind of character and enriched personality that abusing your genitalia to someone plain like Adam Levine never could.

Plus, with many people believing masturbation can help end wars and spread world peace, it's time we diversified our fantasies in order to contribute to the cause.

You can thank us later … but we'd rather you do it now.