It's heartwarming Christmas stories like these that restore your faith in humanity.
Can you imagine the heart-wrenching sadness of watching your kid unwrap an Etch-a-Sketch on Christmas? The little bastard probably thought it'd be an iPad, and then his big watery eyes turn up to glare at you when he realizes you got him something he'll need imagination to operate. Here's a video to illustrate how ungrateful sad kids can be when you're giving them free things.
This exact tragic scene happened to 20-year-old Megan Clara, and she vowed to never let it happen to her 5-year-old son ever again. “Last Christmas I could barely scrape any money together, it was really tough and I couldn’t help but worry Ashton was going to be left out and disappointed," said Megan. “He has always wanted what his friends had but I didn’t have the spare cash for expensive toys. Being on benefits was a struggle, I was living off just £80 per week, it was awful scraping by."
So she did what any loving, nurturing mother would do. She became a porn star. God bless her.
So with her vacant, 1,000-yard stare and can-do attitude, she raked in over £1,000 a scene, all to give her child a better experience when he opens up his presents.
This Christmas, Megan has spent almost £1,500 on her son, compared to the £100 spent last year. "I can spend my money how I like too. I don’t spend it on alcohol, drugs or smoking, why shouldn’t I spend it on Ashton and myself?" Now look how happy that kid is! It's a Christmas miracle.
As long as he doesn't think too hard about what mommy did for that iPad (and he never googles his mom's name on that iPad), he'll be just fine. God, we love feel-good Christmas stories. Hopefully, they'll make a movie out of this.
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