Calm down, it's not real cat. We don't think …

Remember when the vet told you the family cat was in a better place, roaming the grassy knolls of a distant farm while lounging with her feline friends? Well, your vet was full of shit. It turns out Kitty took a wrong turn at the California docks and ended up in a Japanese purse factory where they transformed her furry coat into a Japanese fashion accessory perfect for date nights and business casual gatherings.

Calm down … we're kidding. This isn't real cat. But that hasn’t stopped the masses in Japan from buying up these PETA friendly cat purses faster than you can say Hello Kitty. So if you're in the market for a cat bag, or know a neighbor with an unnecessary amount of furry 'kids,' this item has your name written all over it. Although be prepared to spend your savings because these bags aren't cheap. The going price for a calico cat bag starts at about $700. 

So what are you waiting for? Be the fashion icon you were always meant to be and strap on the cat head that might or might not get doused in blood by animal rights groups. This is going to be huge in America …