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Ask A DJ: How many drinks is too many drinks on a first date?

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Illuminati Today: Busting America’s Biggest Drug Runner (And It’s Not Maduro)

Culture

Absurdist News: McDonald’s Hit With Lawsuit Claiming McRib Doesn’t Contain Rib Meat

Culture

‘Wooking For Love’ Comes to Life with LaRue Allegretto

Booze

The Month of Sobriety That Almost Never Sticks

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Absurdist News – Study Shows Windsor has Worst Drivers in Colorado

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Rooster’s Celebrity Death Predictions 2026

Culture

Illuminati Today – Palantir Predictions for The New Year

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All We Want For Christmas: Rooster’s Ultimate Gift List

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Study Claims 30 Percent of Rockies Fans Would Intercept a Foul Ball From a Kid

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Cosmic Intruders, Political Ghosts, and Exploding Teslas

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How Corporate Welfare Is Turning Veterans Into Hemorrhoid-Fraudsters

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The List: 3 Things That a Drunken Toddler Could Do Better Than The U.S. Government

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Oprah, NFL and Bill Gates: Top Conspiracies to Ruin Any Thanksgiving Dinner

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How Freedom Of Speech & Black Pu**y Almost Got Me Killed

Magazine

Three Huge Regrets We Harbor To This Day

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Illuminati Today – Tinfoil & Terror: The Spookiest Conspiracies

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Illuminati Today: Luigi Part Two, Electric Boogaloo

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How “America First” Legislation Is Killing Our Cultural Identity By De-Funding The Arts

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Three Things We Bring on Every Camping Trip.

Magazine

Silicon Valley’s dark wizard is building a colossal surveillance database for the Feds

Music

Ask A DJ: Why are DJ’s obsessed with food?

Drugs

Absurdist News: “Colorado Most Obsessed with Gas Station Snacks” Says Report That Your Tax Dollars Probably Paid For

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Colorado Schools To Experience Serious Coal-Powered Poverty In The Next Three Years