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Is Taylor Swift Using Men Like Emotional Toilet Paper To Propel Her Stardom?

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Fortnite Hopes to Allow Players to Watch TikTok While Gaming, Further Destroying Humanity’s Dopamine Systems

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Ask a DJ: Colorado EDM DJ Shank Aaron Tackles Life Advice, Delivering Insights Beyond His Button-Pushing Expertise

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The Banshee Screams For Boeing

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The Top 4 Ways To Break Up With Someone

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Colorado Lawmaker Leaves Loaded Handgun in Capitol Bathroom, Breaking the Number One Rule in the Game of Battleshits

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50 Women Trapped in Bus For 23 Hours on I70, Proving that “Lord of the Flies” only Works With Dudes

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Tennessee Passes Bill Banning Marriage Between First Cousins as Visions for Game of Thrones Reboot in Nashville Slowly Wither

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Local Breweries Are In Peril! Troy Casey Of Casey Brewing & Blending Explains

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Soda Pop Gets Restricted, But The Drug “Potions” Still Available To Kill Your Ass

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Shrinkage: Colorado 14ers Lost a Couple Feet After Scientists Remeasured Them

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One Denver Man’s Options for Staring at the Eclipse

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Gov. Polis Wants Clean Air; He Forgets That You Can’t Breathe Buried Under A Mountain Of Plastic

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Colorado’s Best Cannabis and Hemp Products: The Winners of Rooster’s THC Classic 2024!

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Michelin Star Chef Duncan Holmes Discusses The New AI-Powered Restaurant Industry

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How Colorado’s Restaurant Industry Is Manipulating Minimum Wage To Impoverish Its Employees

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Hiking could get a lot scarier in the future with the proposed reintroduction of wolverines

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The Separation of Church and State In Colorado’s Educational System Has Died

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The Great American Banking Cartel

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Scientists Create AI Toddler, Combining Our Two Greatest Fears

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Cuban Gang Heists 145 Tons of Chicken, More Than 30 People Arrested

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Colorado Owl Rescued From Pit Toilet Basin (Insert Shitty Fowl Pun Here)

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Everyone’s on Pills! Look Around You—Everyone’s Got A Prescription

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Bye-Bye Boebert: A Look At The Final Six-Month-Collapse Of Her Political Career