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Illuminati Today: Inside the Hypno-Assassins Staging Attempts on Trump’s Life

News Briefs

Absurdist News: Amazon Worker Dies While People Continue To Work Around His Corpse, But Check Out the DOW, It’s Over 50,000!

News Briefs

Absurdist News: Colorado Satanist Student Wins Unlimited Bathroom Passes Via Religious Exemption

Culture

Absurdist News: Denver Airport Requests Gift Card Donations as TSA Staff Go Without Pay

Music

CGH Safe Ride Program: Denver Nights Are Better When Everyone Gets Home Safe

Culture

Illuminati Today: Conspira-Ski of the Century

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The 5am Shift Nobody Sees: Haze/Next1 Cannabis Company Flourishes Through Inspiring Products

Culture

Ask A DJ: With DIA announcing their new outdoor music venue, will we be seeing any dubstep shows at the Airport?

Food

Snack Tour: Denver’s Berkeley Neighborhood

Culture

The Kurt Cobain Files: 31 Years of Silence Broken

Culture

Colorado’s First Cannabis Lounge Closes to Become Psilocybin Mushroom Lounge

Culture

Four Sports We Didn’t Know Existed Until We Got Really High On YouTube Last Night

Culture

Winners of the 2026 THC Classic & Best Cannabis Products in Colorado

Culture

Inside Portal°, Denver’s social sauna where heat replaces happy hour and strangers sit on equal ground

Culture

Bleach Enemas & Billionaires: The Wild World of Health Conspiracies

Culture

Utah Governor Asks For Prayers As Snowpack Nears Record Low

Culture

Ask A DJ: How many drinks is too many drinks on a first date?

News Briefs

Illuminati Today: Busting America’s Biggest Drug Runner (And It’s Not Maduro)

Culture

Absurdist News: McDonald’s Hit With Lawsuit Claiming McRib Doesn’t Contain Rib Meat

Culture

‘Wooking For Love’ Comes to Life with LaRue Allegretto

Booze

The Month of Sobriety That Almost Never Sticks

News Briefs

Absurdist News – Study Shows Windsor has Worst Drivers in Colorado

News Briefs

Rooster’s Celebrity Death Predictions 2026

Culture

Illuminati Today – Palantir Predictions for The New Year