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Vices

Good friends, they’re hard to come by

Videos

Banned commercial of the day: ramen makes his noodle al-dente

News Briefs

Rooster’s Weekly Clusterf*ck of News

Music

Kanye may be a god, but Jay Pharoah is a dog

News

Mmm-shocking: someone still likes Hanson enough to mmm-stalk them

Videos

Video of the day: Breaking Bad’s Hank and Marie react to Miley Cyrus

Bedroom

Study finds men like it when women are fully clothed at bedtime. Wait…really?

Culture

Video porn: This is what you really should be doing with your SUV

Photo Pit

George Thorogood and the Destroyers @ Red Rocks 8/28

Gadgets

Necessary office product: Enormous floating obstacle course

Bedroom

Polish girl trying to bang 100,000 men…how do we keep up with her?

Videos

Prank of the day: dinosaurs return from their 3 billion year hiatus to confront this man

Fashion

“Flop down in a chocolate nap”: new ‘bread bed’ craze hits Japan

Videos

That Awkward Moment When Things Get Insanely Creepy…

Tech

A man’s worst nightmare: Cuddle Mattress, the mattress that makes cuddling easier

Videos

Hilarious video of the day: Russian shwarma chef makes shwarma to the beat of the Mortal Kombat theme song. FATALITY.

Fashion

Black floral, liberty, and monkeys on weed: Meet the Akomplice Fall 2013 Lookbook

Health

Study says lumberjacks are the manliest men. Eat it, Tom Brady.

Art

George Bush: president, favorite son…tortured artist

New Music

No Pay, All Play: Astronautalis “Black & Yellow” (Remix) – FREE Download!

Food

Japan and America face off for the coveted title of “Burger Most Likely to Burn a Hole in my Anus”

Dear Ibby

Dear Ibby, I’ve known this one girl for about a year now. I like her a lot and I feel like she really likes me…

News Briefs

Chinese Romeo tries to perform exorcism on woman’s ‘vaginal ghosts’ with his penis. Brilliant.

Videos

Everyone Remembers Their First Time Hearing Skrillex…