Most relationships are built on lies, so why not get that out of the way early?
All we really want is for other people to love us, right? Whether that's for a lifetime or 23 minutes in the changing room of Target, we just want other humans to think we're pretty and nice. So it's perfectly natural that people doctor their Tinder profiles to present the best versions of themselves for the outside world.
This chick, though, took things a little farther than most, employing some sneaky, next-level deception on her photos to prove a point. And what point is that? That everyone loves boobies.
After inflating her fun bags from A cups to DD monsters, she saw a sharp increase in Tinder matches, because men are prime admirers of the curvy female form.
Her head got quite a bit bigger in that one, but if men love big tits, then big heads are just as sexy.
And really, it was sponsored by a plastic surgery company trolling the sad, small-boobed landscape of the Internet for new clients, but still. Look at this graph!
And to cover their ass, the company even included a disclaimer:
On a serious note, while this was a fun experiment, it’s important that if you’re seriously considering breast enlargement that you do so for your own body confidence and personal choice, not to please the opposite sex.
Uh … even though all you did was prove that bigger cannons would please the opposite sex, and you should therefore buy some? Either way, monster sweater meat is a good thing, so why not.