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Hey, millennials. Are you guys okay?

Are you like … doing alright? With life and stuff?

We're just asking, because a recent Pornhub survey has just revealed that a truly confusing and alarming number of you are masturbating to a shit load of My Little Pony Porn lately.

In fact, millennial's love of cartoon horse dick is so strong and prevalent that the fetish subculture even has its own ironic name: "Bronies." A bronie, it seems, is a young male who derives fetishistic pleasure from watching My Little Ponys get ridden … sexually.

Bronies are now such an official thing that they were the topic of a 2012 documentary called Bronies: The Extremely Unexpected Fans of My Little Pony, which chronicled the lives of young males enamored by the 2010 MLP reboot My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

But there's an even more sexually deviant splinter cell of the Bronies are known as "Cloppers." This subset of four-legged enthusiasts are similar to "fappers," but can only orgasm in the presence of My Little Pony. According to PornHub's findings, men are more likely to be Cloppers than women and are, on average, they're between the ages of 18 and 24.

The study found that most Cloppers are from the U.S. or the U.K., but, for whatever reason, there are particularly enthusiastic communities in Belarus, Russia and the Ukraine. MLP porn is 462% more likely to be searched for in Belarus than anywhere else in the world.

Cloppers, it seems, are sort of the "black sheep" of the Bronie community. "There’s a fear that the small percentage of Cloppers will give the rest of Bronies a bad name by perpetuating the idea that the fandom totally derives from a sexual fetish," wrote EJ Dickson in a 2014 Daily Dot article about MLP porn.

That's about as valid a fear as ebola and ISIS if you ask us.

As far as what MLP porn looks like, well, we're glad you asked. Five gold stars for your inquisitive mind! It appears that it either involves real human women dressed as ponies, doing their thing, or cartoons having sex with each other. Sometimes it's a mix of the two.

And now, here's an infographic Pornhub made of the most searched-for terms in MLP porn:

Look, millennials. We're not ones to judge. We've got our own bizarre sexual imagination (hello, Bill Clinton twin wet dream). We accept you, inconceivable fantasies and all. That being said, it can be infuriating to live with fantasies you know will never be realized, especially since this is the real world and not a cartoon landscape where philandering equines go to fuck their lives away. But, although you may never be transported into that land of horse hedonism, there's at least a small glimmer of hope: Tasha's Pony Tails, a real-person porn featuring actresses dressed up as MLP characters who fuck. Yay?!

Anyway, we're glad to see you're diversifying and moving on from your 'Chinese grandmas wearing naught y latex' porn phase. Change is good.