Fourteen Boysenberry Smirnoff Ices, three shots of Fireball and a kiddie pool of Michelob Ultra later, she is ready to tell you her life's story, live and unedited from the monster truck rally she so passionately enjoys.

Fourteen Boysenberry Smirnoff Ices, three shots of Fireball and a kiddie pool of Michelob Ultra later, she is ready to tell you her life's story, live and unedited from the monster truck rally she so passionately enjoys. Cousin sex! Mushroom trucks! Pickup lines like "I'll do you right here in front of everybody!" That's just a taste of this inebriated, inebriated woman's reality.

Can someone give us some of what she's having? And by any change is that meth and vodka slushee?