Some YouTube videos garner millions of views because they're clever. Some because they're funny. Some because they're gross. Others because they're a slow motion, cascading waterfall of plastic dicks that perfectly sum up that hard-to-articulate "fuck you" sentiment without the use of hefty or impractical words.

Some YouTube videos garner millions of views because they're clever. Some because they're sexy. Some because they're gross. Others because they're a slow motion, cascading waterfall of plastic dicks that perfectly sum up that hard-to-articulate "fuck you" sentiment without the use of hefty or impractical words.

Incidentally, this glorious deluge of dick comes from Dicks By Mail, a site where you can anonymously send anyone you want a bag of dicks. According to the site, a service like this is perfect for "anyone who you think deserves a feeling of sadness, dissappointment and betrayal." Do with that what you will.

Personally, we've found no better representation for how we feel about it being mid-day on a Tuesday. Please let us know how it makes you feel and appropriate it for your own rollicking good times.